So y’all know patience isn’t really my ish. After we played naked twister I had a feeling but I went on about my life. 5 days before my period was supposed to start I started testing. Lots of negatives. Lots of hysterical tears (what? that shit is sad and so discouraging) and lots of praying.
Day 5, negative
Day 4, 3, 2, negative.
Day 1 I looked at the test from day 2 and see a veeeerry faint line. I found out from Rebecca Beck that it was probably just evaporation. I got the sadz.
The day I’m supposed to start my period I test in the morning and see another very faint line. I freak but try to keep it calm. At my lunch break I ran to target and bought pregnancy tests. I got back to the office, ran into the bathroom and took it. That shit was positive. Two very dark lines. I BUGGED. I was so. fucking. excited.
A few phone calls were made. Squees were had but I was at work. I couldn’t max out. So I kept my cool (not really) and floew home to tell the dude. that story will come later.
