today will go down in history.

today is a big day.

today is the day my britches no longer fit.

I blew a button. I knew they were a bit snug but I decided if I wore them below the belly we would be all set. Wrong. So, so wrong. My pants busted and I had to wear them unbuttoned for the rest of the day. Comfortable? Yes. Stylish? not so much.

Mike suggested I just start wearing dresses. That would be great if any of my dresses (that would fit the new boobs and belly) were work appropriate. His response? Stop buying such hoochie shit. Whatever. The shit wasn’t hoochie before the boobs!

My plan was to wear these dresses as tops with legging and boots throughout this whole pregnancy. That would work if it weren’t still 90 degrees out.

So spawn birthers. What do I do? I don’t get how the bella band works. I bought one but it’s just so much fabric and doesn’t look natural. I don’t want to buy maternity pants because I’m not really that big yet and well, a lot of that stuff is busted. Oh and the idea of spending a ton of money on clothes I will wear for 7 months makes me want to vom. Anyone try the Forever 21 maternity line? KIDDING. kind of…So what do I do?